Section I · The Ranked Twelve
From best to twelfth.
Sorted by what each property actually does well at its price point, near year-round and over the summer and New Year peak.
No. I
Funchal hillside ocean-view villa, six-bedroom.
Bedrooms: 6. Sleeps: 12. Pocket: the hillsides above Funchal, the island capital. Water access: private pool, ocean-and-city view, drive to the sea pools. Peak weekly rate: $28,000 to $44,000 / wk, listed through Oliver’s Travels and luxury brokerage. Included: heated pool, the best view on the island, walk or drive to the city, concierge. Not included: beach or sea swimming at the door.
Why it ranks here: the trophy position on the island. The terraced hillsides above Funchal hold the grandest ocean-view villas, looking down over the city, the harbour, and the New Year fireworks, with the restaurants, the gardens, and the cable car a short drive below. A six-bedroom here is what a group of 12 books for the view, the city, and the position.
What we would change: the hillside has no sea swimming at the door, so the water is a drive to a sea pool or the Lido, and the lanes are steep. Book it for the view and the city, not for a beach.
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No. II
Calheta and the south-west sun villa, six-bedroom.
Bedrooms: 6. Sleeps: 12. Pocket: Calheta, the sunniest corner on the south-west coast. Water access: near the golden-sand beach, the marina, pool. Peak weekly rate: $24,000 to $40,000 / wk, listed through luxury brokerage and Scott Dunn. Included: heated pool, near the only golden-sand beach, the marina, concierge. Not included: the Funchal scene, walkable big town.
Why it ranks here: the sun-and-sand pick. Calheta is the sunniest, driest pocket on the island, with the imported golden-sand beach, the marina, and the modern villas on the slopes above, the closest Madeira comes to a beach resort. Six bedrooms for a group of 12 that wants the best weather and the rare sand beach.
What we would change: Calheta is a 45-minute drive west of Funchal, so the capital’s restaurants and culture are not close, and the golden beach is small and man-made. Book it for the sun and the sand, not for the Funchal scene.
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No. III
Ponta do Sol coast villa, five-bedroom.
Bedrooms: 5. Sleeps: 10. Pocket: Ponta do Sol, the sun-trap village on the south-west coast. Water access: near the pebble beach and the seafront, pool. Peak weekly rate: $22,000 to $38,000 / wk, listed through luxury brokerage and independent operators. Included: heated pool, sea view, walk to the village seafront, concierge. Not included: golden sand, the city scene.
Why it ranks here: the sunny-village pick. Ponta do Sol, the point of the sun, is the warm sheltered village on the south-west coast, with the seafront, the pebble bay, and the digital-nomad cafe scene, between Funchal and Calheta. Five bedrooms for a group of 10 that wants a real village and the best sun without the Calheta drive.
What we would change: the beach is black pebble rather than sand, and the village is small. Book it for the sun and the seafront, not for a sandy beach or a big-town scene.
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No. IV
Camara de Lobos and the Cabo Girao villa, five-bedroom.
Bedrooms: 5. Sleeps: 10. Pocket: Camara de Lobos, the fishing town west of Funchal below Cabo Girao. Water access: sea-view position, near the harbour and the sea pools. Peak weekly rate: $20,000 to $36,000 / wk, listed through independent operators. Included: heated pool, sea-and-cliff view, near Funchal, concierge. Not included: sand beach, large grounds.
Why it ranks here: the fishing-town-near-Funchal pick. Camara de Lobos is the working fishing town below Cabo Girao, one of the highest sea cliffs in Europe, with the harbour, the Churchill painting spot, and Funchal a 15-minute drive. Five bedrooms for a group of 10 that wants the local town and the city close.
What we would change: the town is a working harbour rather than a resort, with no sand and a busy waterfront. Book it for the authenticity and the proximity to Funchal, not for a beach.
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No. V
Garajau and Canico de Baixo villa, five-bedroom.
Bedrooms: 5. Sleeps: 10. Pocket: Garajau and Canico de Baixo, the coast east of Funchal. Water access: near the marine reserve and the sea-pool lidos, pool. Peak weekly rate: $18,000 to $34,000 / wk, listed through independent operators. Included: heated pool, sea view, near the diving reserve and Funchal, concierge. Not included: sand beach, walkable big town.
Why it ranks here: the diving-coast pick. Garajau and Canico de Baixo sit on the coast just east of Funchal, by the Garajau marine reserve with the best diving on the island and the sea-pool lidos cut into the rocks. Five bedrooms for a group of 10 that wants the diving and the sea pools with the city near.
What we would change: the swimming is sea-pool and dive-ladder rather than beach, and the coast is steep, with cliff lifts down to the water at some lidos. Confirm the water access suits your group before you book.
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No. VI
Funchal Old Town and Lido villa, four-bedroom.
Bedrooms: 4. Sleeps: 8. Pocket: Funchal Old Town and the Lido seafront promenade. Water access: walk to the Lido sea pools and the promenade. Peak weekly rate: $18,000 to $32,000 / wk, listed through independent operators. Included: walk to the city, the restaurants, and the sea pools, pool. Not included: hillside view, private grounds.
Why it ranks here: the walk-to-everything pick. The Old Town and the Lido district put a group within walking distance of the Funchal restaurants, the markets, the promenade, and the sea-pool lidos, the most central base on the island. Four bedrooms for a group of eight that wants the city and the sea pools on foot.
What we would change: the central villas have small gardens and city noise, and the swimming is sea-pool rather than beach. Book it for the position and the walkability, not for space or a view.
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No. VII
Arco da Calheta and Jardim do Mar villa, four-bedroom.
Bedrooms: 4. Sleeps: 8. Pocket: Arco da Calheta and Jardim do Mar, the far south-west. Water access: sea view, near the surf coast and sea pools. Peak weekly rate: $16,000 to $30,000 / wk, listed through independent operators. Included: heated pool, sea view, the quiet sunny west, concierge. Not included: the city, sand beach, lively scene.
Why it ranks here: the quiet-sun-coast pick. The slopes around Arco da Calheta and the old surf village of Jardim do Mar hold sea-view villas in the sunniest, quietest corner of the island, terraced above the water. Four bedrooms for a group of eight that wants the sun and the calm west.
What we would change: the far west is a long drive from Funchal, the villages are tiny, and the swimming is rock and sea pool. Book it for the sun and the quiet, not for amenities or a beach.
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No. VIII
Santa Cruz and the east villa, four-bedroom.
Bedrooms: 4. Sleeps: 8. Pocket: Santa Cruz, the east coast near the airport. Water access: near the Palmeiras pebble beach and the lido, pool. Peak weekly rate: $15,000 to $28,000 / wk, listed through independent operators. Included: heated pool, near the airport and the beach lido, concierge. Not included: the Funchal scene, golden sand.
Why it ranks here: the convenient-east pick. Santa Cruz sits on the east coast by the airport, with the pebble beach, the lido, and the aquarium, the easiest base for a short transfer and a quieter stay. Four bedrooms for a group of eight that wants the shortest airport run and a calm coast.
What we would change: Santa Cruz sits under the airport approach, so there is aircraft noise, and the town is workaday rather than pretty. Book it for the convenience and the value, not for the scene or the quiet skies.
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No. IX
Ribeira Brava and the south villa, four-bedroom.
Bedrooms: 4. Sleeps: 8. Pocket: Ribeira Brava, the south-coast town between Funchal and Calheta. Water access: near the pebble beach and the seafront, pool. Peak weekly rate: $14,000 to $26,000 / wk, listed through independent operators. Included: heated pool, sea view, walk to the town seafront, concierge. Not included: golden sand, the city.
Why it ranks here: the central-south pick. Ribeira Brava is the south-coast town at the mouth of a deep valley, midway between Funchal and the sun coast, with a seafront, a pebble beach, and good road access both ways. Four bedrooms for a group of eight that wants a real town and a central base on the sunny coast.
What we would change: the town sits at a windy valley mouth, the beach is pebble, and it is neither the city nor the sun-coast resort. Book it for the central position and the value, not for the sand or a scene.
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No. X
Machico and the east-coast villa, four-bedroom.
Bedrooms: 4. Sleeps: 8. Pocket: Machico, the east-coast town with the golden-sand beach. Water access: near Machico’s imported golden-sand beach, pool. Peak weekly rate: $14,000 to $26,000 / wk, listed through independent operators. Included: heated pool, near one of the few sand beaches, the historic town, concierge. Not included: the Funchal scene, the best sun.
Why it ranks here: the east-coast sand pick. Machico, the island’s first settlement, has one of the only imported golden-sand beaches alongside Calheta, with a historic town and the airport a short drive. Four bedrooms for a group of eight that wants a sand beach on the quieter east.
What we would change: the east coast is cloudier than the south-west, the town is a working one, and the beach is small and man-made. Book it for the sand and the value, not for the best weather.
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No. XI
Sao Vicente and the north-coast villa, four-bedroom.
Bedrooms: 4. Sleeps: 8. Pocket: Sao Vicente and the dramatic north coast. Water access: sea-view position, near the natural sea pools at Seixal and Porto Moniz. Peak weekly rate: $13,000 to $24,000 / wk, listed through independent operators. Included: heated pool, dramatic green coast, near the lava sea pools. Not included: the best sun, the city, easy access.
Why it ranks here: the wild-north pick. Sao Vicente sits on the green, dramatic north coast, near the volcanic sea pools at Seixal and Porto Moniz and the laurel-forest walks, the wildest scenery on the island. Four bedrooms for a group of eight that wants the dramatic north and the lava pools.
What we would change: the north is cloudier and wetter than the south, the roads through the mountains are slow, and the swimming is volcanic sea pool. Book it for the scenery and the walks, not for sun or a sand beach.
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No. XII
Prazeres and the western plateau villa, four-bedroom.
Bedrooms: 4. Sleeps: 8. Pocket: Prazeres and the Paul da Serra western plateau edge. Water access: none direct, drive to the Calheta and Jardim do Mar coast. Peak weekly rate: $10,000 to $20,000 / wk, the floor of this list, listed through independent operators. Included: heated pool, mountain-and-sea view, total quiet, walking trails. Not included: sea swimming, a beach, walkable town of size.
Why it ranks here: the entry to a quality villa at the floor of the Madeira band, and the best value for a group that wants space, walks, and views over the coast. The western plateau edge around Prazeres buys more house and land for the money, with the laurel-forest levada walks at the door and the sun coast a short drive down. Four bedrooms for a group of eight that wants the hills and the quiet.
What we would change: the trade is the obvious one. No sea at the door, a drive down to the coast and the swimming, and a plateau that catches the cloud. Book it for the walks, the views, and the value, with a group happy to drive to the water.
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